Saturday, April 24, 2010

American Revolutionary War: Apology

Isaac Alp Bradley
Twistedway.com
Texas

21 April, 2010

Re: Apology


May it please Your Majesty


As the unofficial, self appointed, unsanctioned, unwelcome, apology Czar of the Obama administration, of the United States of America.

I offer my humblest apologies to your self, the people and the government of the United Kingdom, for the American Revolutionary War (1775-1783).

It has been revealed that the whole war was the fault of the previous administration of President George Walker Bush.

The war was conducted under the direct supervision of Vice President, Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney, who used an alien time machine stored in area 51 to alter the course of history and in so doing is now considered a war criminal.

It has been further revealed that the entire Bush family, friends and as yet to be named co-conspirators’ have amassed Hugh fortunes through war profiteering over the length and breath of time. All will be dealt with harshly.

Please take comfort in knowing the Obama administration is working around the clock to lay the heavy hand of government on every individual in the United States. We are doing this in the form of rules, regulations and taxes both overt and covert.

I have the honour to remain

Madam

Your Majesty's most humble and obedient admirer.


Isaac A Bradley

CC.


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Ps. I have been informed by a British friend of mine that even the royal family has a sense of humor. But should any one be offended I sincerely apologize.