Debbie: Well it has been a while, you hate mongering, homophobic, lying, Earth destroying Nazi bigot!
Alp: Ah! Thanks for the warm love filled welcome from the under standing left wing, but I would remind you that Nazis are national socialists and for that you will need to ask; Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi she is the base of knowledge on socialism and Nazis.
Debbie: You are truly a racist pig, I saw that note you wrote to Mr. Martin Roland and I did not like it what the hell do you know you backward redneck.
Alp: Well I call it like I see it and if you remember the term redneck is an honorable label. Let’s get on with the Humor.
Bumper stickers seen on Military Bases
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It in English, Thank a Veteran"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
“U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
“U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents to Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
“Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify”
"A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be the Peacemakers"
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles at Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar Brawl"
“War is politics by force”
“Snipers-We reach out and touch someone”
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy by Volume"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem."
Alp: As one Vet to another I want to thank every one for there service and sacrifice.